GUnfortuEmnatelyC, I amD
MyG ownEm dog
myC own fur companDion
MyEm own old ladAmy, on a forum
WhoC types in glitCmtery decorDum
UnGfortuEmnatelyC, I takeD
MyGself Emout walkCing every dayD and
I hEmand my legAms to the feet and
I gCive my heaCmd to the leash Bm
EveAmry other dayD I'm wonderinGg
What's a human beinE/G#g gotta be likeAm?
What's a way to jusDt be competenGt?
These sweet instincE/G#ts ruin my life
EverAmy other dayD I'm wonderinGg
Was it a mistakeE/G# to try and defineAm
What I'm certain's madD incompetenceG?
These sweet instinctCms ruin my life
GI can't Emsmell wellC, or tell the timDe
NGot K thEmrough eighCt, nor K dash nineD
ForEm human, grosAmsly underqualified
ForC canine, grosCmsly overqualDified
GI don't Emblend in Cat PetsmarDt
AnGd that trutEmh remainCs for the WalDmart
'CauEmse in either caseAm they say to me
WhatC the fuck is lostCm in aisle Dthree?
EveAmry other dayD I'm wonderinGg
What's a human beinE/G#g gotta be likeAm?
What's a way to jusDt be competenGt?
These sweet instincE/G#ts ruin my life
EverAmy other dayD I'm wonderinGg
Was it a mistakeE/G# to try and defineAm
What I'm certain's madD incompetenceG?
These sweet instinctCms ruin my life
INSTRU : Am|D|Bm|E
Am|D|G|G
AF#m|BmE
AF#m|BmE
F#m|B|E|E
JuAst watchF#m me, movBming far awayE
NAobodyF#m even kBmnows my Ename and
NoF#m one suspectBms that I'm not fine, and
NoDbody outDms behavioral FranEkenstein'
AJust lookF#m at VictBmor in L.A E
AndA Syd withF#m the "y" Dat U of A E
AndF#m all the majoBmrs at the labels
RebDooting soonDm as I am able
EveBmry other dayE I'm wonderingA
What's a human beiF#/Bbng gotta be likeBm?
What's a way to jusEt be competentA?
These sweet instinF#/Bbcts ruin my lifeBm
Every other dayE I'm wonderinAg
Was it a mistakeF#/Bb to try and defineBm
What I'm certain's madE incompetenceA?
These sweet instinF#/Bbcts ruin my life
DaBm-da-da-da-da-daE, da-da-daA
Da-da-da-da-da-daF#m, da-da-da, daBm
Da-da-da-da-da-daE, da-da-daA
These sweet instincF#mts ruin my lifeBm
Da-da-da-da-da-daE, da-da-daA
Da-da-da-da-da-daF#m, da-da-da, daBm
Da-da-da-da-da-daE, da-da-daA
These sweet instinF#mcts ruin my life
INSTRU : Bm|E|A|F#m
AttentBmion passengers
We've now reached ourE destination
We hope you enjoyed the flighAt
Now have a nice day
