INTRO : E|C#m |F#m |B ( 2 Times )
*** You used to get it in your fishEnets
Now you only get it in your nigC#mht dress
Discarded all the naughty nigF#mhts for niceness
Landed in a very common criBsis
Everything's in order in a blacEk hole
Nothing seems as pretty as the pastC#m though
That Bloody Mary's lacking in TabF#masco
Remember when he used to be a rascalB?
* Oh that boy's a slaF#mg
The best you ever hadB
The best you ever hadF#m is just a memBory
And those dreF#mams
weren't as daft as theyB seem
Not as daft as they F#mseem,
My love, when you dre(A)am the(B)m up...
Flicking through a little book of sexE tips
Remember when the boys were all electC#mric?
Now when she tells she's gonna getF#m it
I'm guessing that she'd rather just forgetB it
Clinging to not getting sentimenEtal
Said she wasn't going but she wenC#mt still
Likes her gentlemen not to be genF#mtle
Was it a Mecca dauber or a betting penBcil?
( REPEAT * )
Oh, FloG#m, where did you go?C#m
Where did you go?F#m
Where did you go?G#m Whoa..F#m
INSTRU : E|C#m |F#m |B
** FalEling about C#m
You tooF#mk a left off Last Laugh LanBe
YouE just sounded it out C#m
You're notF#m coming back agaiBn.
( REPEAT ** , *** )
INSTRU : C#m
